The Voices In My Head

Ramblings of a Bangkokian Girl

Wednesday, April 21, 2004

Splishity splash!

Songkran has come and gone once again, and this year I can proudly say that I cleverly managed to avoid getting doused into oblivion. Now don't get me wrong, I love Songkran. I love what it represents culturally and historically, and I love seeing everyone out on the streets having the time of their lives. However, getting pasty talcum powder smothered across your face and having zits explode across your face as a result of said smothering ain't so much fun. Ah well, but at least zits are better than chicken pox. My friend Coke went to Soi Khao San last year to do some Songkran-frolicking with the farang tourists and backpackers, and ended up contracting a nasty case of chicken pox. Poor guy.


For anyone who isn't familiar with the Thai new year, I can assure you that traditional Songkran festivities weren't nearly as, uh, fervently wild as they are nowadays. The whole reason why there's water-splashing in the first place is because it represents the washing away of bad luck and past wrongdoings. What used to be light sprinkling here and there, has now mutated into full-fledged waterfights with militia-like folks who come by the truckload - armed with supersoakers - and who will drench you senseless if you don't run for the hills or douse them back with your own superpowered supersoaker. Songkran literally means "to move" or "change place", and this carries zodiac references since it refers to the change in position of the sun from Aries to Taurus. So, because of this, Songkran usually falls around April 10-18 and is comprised of three sanook-filled, splish-splashing days. This year, Songkran lasted from April 13-15, but the general feeling everyone had was, aw, what the heck, it's nearly the weekend anyways, so why don't we extend the holiday to the 18th?


Since everyone knows that you don't wear makeup or white clothes during Songkran (that is, unless you want to look like a drenched clown and want the whole world to catch a glimpse of your very au naturel birthday suit), I made sure to climb into my car makeup-free last Tuesday, and headed for Aparna's, since she was scheduled to leave for Oxford the next evening. I drove, oh, I don't know, about two feet out of my driveway (okay, so maybe I'm exaggerating a little here =P) before getting splashed to smithereens by a horde of kids who came flocking to my car with their fluorescent water guns. To say they seemed happy to see my car would be an understatement. These kids were ECSTATIC to see a car that hadn't yet been soiled by Songkran festivities. In fact, I actually saw one jump. With glee. They came at me with their supersoakers, came up to my window and smacked their gooey, talcum powder-smothered hands onto my window, smeared it for good measure, and laughed. I laughed too. It was fun. But still, I have to say I was overjoyed to be in the safe haven of my nice and dry car, and not outside getting rampaged to death with powdery goo. Urgh, if you've ever had to remove doughy talcum powder and other odd objects from your hair, you too would understand my appreciation.


Got splashed four times before reaching the exit of my moo ban. Heh, subsequent splashings by other people washed away all the goo and palm prints that the kids left behind.


Like most Bangkokians, I usually flee for the beach on the first day of Songkran. However, this year we didn't head to Phuket until the end of the holiday, in order to avoid the large crowds. So anyways, this was my first time in a long time to be in Bangkok at the beginning of the Songkran holiday. It was so bizarre - the streets were virtually empty, and lo and behold, there wasn't ANY TRAFFIC AT ALL. Zip, nilch, nada. None, I tell ya, and it tickled me silly because I was able to drive 130 km/hr on Viphavadee-Rangsit road at rush hour, which I have never been able to do. Ever. The absence of traffic was just so foreign of a concept, it almost didn't feel like Bangkok.


Bangkok, the ghost town?


When I neared the Victory Monument (Anusaoareechai), I took my usual shortcut through a maze of small sois. Out popped more waterguns and buckets of water!


Hehe, gotta love the "please have mercy on me!" expression on the motorcyclist.


While waiting at a stop light, I couldn't help but notice a group of rowdy farang tourists outside of a dodgy motel, having fun with all the splashing and dousing. At one point, four of them ran out into the streets and headed towards the cars that were parked at the traffic light. What happened next irked me like heck - they actually tried to open peoples' car doors and splash them INSIDE their cars! They even approached my car and tried to open it, damn bastards! Even worse, three others from the same group went chasing after this old man who made it very apparent that he did NOT want to get splashed or smothered in powder. Those stupid idiots still went running after him and literally pinned him to a wall before roughly shoving powder in his face! How RUDE! While I generally think that most farang tourists who visit Thailand are chill, well-travelled folk, I guess that there's still a select few who have nothing but blatant disregard for locals customs, as well as the very important fact that elders are highly respected here. Argh.


I swung by Siri's place to pick her up, and so with No Doubt rocking away in the background, we headed for Aparna's. Naturally, we got lost amidst all our yakking and ended up missing a turn. Heh, whoops. We ended up on some freeway headed towards Ladprao and had to find our way back to Ekamai. Natural navigators *cough cough* that we are, we finally found our way to Aparna's in no time at all.


It was great to see Aparna again! The last time I saw her, Akira, Jup, Gug, and Matt were there too, and we all had a grand old time laughing our butts off, recounting high school days gone by. Since the last time we saw her was nine months ago, Siri, Aparna, and I had so much to catch up on. We found ourselves holed away in her bedroom where we blabbed away for hours. Aparna's been Europe-hopping everywhere this past year and is heading for France in a few months, as well as Athens for the upcoming Olympics. Listening to her made me want to hop onto a plane and head for the UK! I SO can't wait till next year!


(If you read my Xanga entry from the last time I met up with Aparna, it'll probably be rather apparent to you that I can't get enough of that famous Rao cooking. Mmmm. The curries and homemade yoghurt were absolutely divine.)


Aparna had a few funny stories to share. Apparently, when they say "pants" in the UK, they're actually referring to underwear, and when "trousers" are mentioned, they're actually referring to the US equivalent of pants. Anyways, there was this one time Aparna went running to her friend (in the library, mind you) exclaiming rather excitedly, "I just got this really great deal on a pair of denim pants!" Hehe, you can probably imagine all the stares she received because of that.


And as if Aparna's entire Oxford experience wasn't absolutely fantabulous already, she told us that on the first day of orientation, a few upperclassmen came up to her inquiring "if [she] wanted to cox." "EXCUSE ME???", was her obvious reply. "Cox, you know, do you want to be a coxer," the guys before her repeated. "Huh? A what??? You want me to... COX?" Okay, at this point she was obviously thinking to herself, WTF is a god frickin coxer? Like you, she initially assumed that this had dirty connotations, but after a brief explanation and a few laughs, she finally learned that a coxer is the person on the rowing team who sits at the very front of the boat and calls out directions. Haha, apparently they thought that her small frame would be advantageous to their team, since she's so light. And so, from that day forth, fortunate Aparna then became the highly esteemed coxer for eight very studly rowers. I have an uncanny feeling that they're part of the reason why waking up so early in the morning and having to endure blistering winds upon a rowboat ain't so bad. ;-)


While the thought of backpacking through Europe during breaks has got me really excited about med school next year, I also can't wait to meet all the interesting European folk. Aparna told us about her classmates, and they sound awesome. They're from all over the continent - Greece, Bulgaria, Germany, Scandinavia, France - and because of that, it all makes for a much more dynamic and interesting learning experience. One of the reasons why I decided to further my studies in the UK instead of the US is because I was born and raised in the States (at least for the first half of my life), and so I already know what life is like there. I want to experience something new and completely different, and so the whole European experience and cultural exchange bit really appealed to me. After all, you're only young once.


If we look really happy, it's because Aparna's mom makes some damn good Indian food. Yurm. But aww, my pic with Siri came out all blurry.


~*~


This is totally unrelated to Songkran, but I rue the day I introduced Homestar
runner.com
to my bro. I thought he'd get a kick out of it because we both have the same sort of demented, stupid-funny humor, but I didn't think he'd actually get obsessed with the darn thing! I mean, he's been going to the site practically every single freakin day, and has been checking out all of Strong Bad's past emails and the plethora of clips that they have there. He's even got Homestar Runner and Strong Sad's voices mastered to an art, and has been puttering around the house saying to everyone he sees, "Homestaw wunnah fwickin wox! Like, see-wiously." Anyone know any good therapists?




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Wednesday, April 07, 2004

And would you like eggs with your fried modem?

Howdy ho blogland! No, I have not been on hiatus and I have not been fried into an indiscernible lump of Coco Puffs (it's all I seem to eat these days because everyone knows that sugar is good for you) amidst the hot, sticky heat that is Thailand's April Songkran weather. I unfortunately cannot say the same for my modem. Who would have thought it was possible, but I actually FRIED my modem. I guess that tends to happen when you use your computer too much and occasionally forget to shut it down for days on end. Because of this, my computer has been emitting funky smells (think of it as a ceaseless computer fart), and it refuses to allow me to connect to the Internet. =( But hmmm, I guess this really proves that I'm a certified Net junkie, huh?


In the meantime, my dad's laptop has served as my sole doorway into Internetland. However, seeing as how I inherited my net junkie genes from him, my Interent forays have been rather limited lately, since I have to pry his laptop away from his net junkie fingers every single time I want to get online. But since my last update was nearly a month ago, I decided to update my blog... after much pushing and prodding from Stuart, Akira, Noi, and Chanta, who coincidentally stumbled across my Friendster page on Friendster and messaged me to update already. Small world indeed, Chanta!


A lot has happened since my last update, and because randomness is my middle name, I apologize in advance for any digressing. And please excuse the inevitable spelling and grammar mistakes. I only have a short while to type this before my dad finds out that I have surreptitiously unglued his laptop from his left side when he wasn't looking. So, here it goes...



- Aparna's back from Oxford! Paddy's back from London! My mom's back from her trip to China, Japan, and Korea (she got me a beautiful Qi Pao from Shanghai)! Songkran is here! And since Songkran falls smack in the middle of April, that means that April's sticky, humid, heat that wraps its fist around you is here too! Oh joy.





- Paddy got me the Lost in Translation DVD and I got him the Fan Chan VCD. Gift-exchanging is fun and Fan Chan is THE cutest movie on earth! Even if you've never had the typical Thai childhood, I'm still sure that everyone can relate to this movie. I know I did.





- I love Coco Puffs! Coco puffs with sugar-and-condensed-milk-laden roti makes for a very bad combination! Wheee!


- I have way too much SSSSUGAR in my system at the moment!! Can you tell???


- Okay, I'll quit it with the exclamation marks. Even I'm starting to annoy myself.


- Speaking of annoying things, do you know what else annoys me? Tata Young! Hehe, well, actually not really. But to be honest, I used to hate her guts. I used to think that her songs were boring and that she was nauseatingly arrogant and over-confident, especially during that whole Paradorn hooplah thing last year. I still think she's rather conceited, but since she's released her first English album - titled "I Believe" - I have to admit rather shamefacedly that I've been caught toe-tapping and car-singing along to her songs once or twice in the past few weeks. So her music sounds like pure bubbly pop music a la the same vein as Stockholm-manufactured A-Teens, Britney Spears, Backstreet Boys, and Blue, but who cares? It's good bubbly pop music. Just don't, um, tell anyone that I listen to it.


-My dad and some other folks have invested in a posh boutique hotel resort/spa down in Phuket along Kata Beach. Besides having its own private pool, each villa will also have a distinct theme and style. I saw the designs that the interior design team drew up, and they were amazing. They made the place look like paradise. Construction has commenced, and the hotel should be completed by January 2005. Do you know what this means? Frequent trips to Phuket! Yay.



-I was lost in Dan Brown's The Da Vinci Code two Mondays ago. I bought it on a Monday morning and stayed up till the wee hours of Tuesday morning following Sophie and Langdon's quest for the proverbial "Holy Grail", and finished the book just as the sun started to rise. Despite the amount of controversy surrounding the subject matter of the story, it's still one heck of an absorbing read. I loved the cryptology and history that was thrown in there, and I highly recommend this book to everyone.


-Maroon 5's "This Love" song has been plaguing me for the past week or so. It refuses to leave me alone and I fear it is permanently ingrained in my head.


-Speaking of addictive songs, since the advent of MMMBop back in May of '97, apparently anyone who has spoken more than 3 sentences with me in person can tell you that I am an avid Hanson fan. Go ahead, laugh, chortle, and snicker all you want, but a faithful Hansonaholic I will always remain! Sure, my teenybopper tendencies have diminished immensely since my squealing, Bopper magazine-buying days, but I have to admit that any news from the Hanson front still gets me excited. So since my favorite blonde boys are going to be releasing their first album in four years this coming May, this is some pretty exciting stuff for me. The next time you hear Penny and Me on the radio, you can rest assured that somewhere across the world in Bangkok is an overgrown teenybopper singing along to the song (and maybe squealing... just a little).


-Stuart was right - Holy Pizza makes yurmy pizza. I took Gug and Siri there the other week, but unfortunately they don't agree with my taste buds. The horror! How can you NOT love a place that has pizzas with names like "The Vatican", "Hot Pants Pizza", and "Spicy Esarn"? And how can you not want to go back to a place that labels its bathrooms as "confession boxes" and has signs in the ladies' restroom saying that throwing any sanitary napkins into the toilet is a sin? Aw well, I guess I have to find someone else to go Holy Pizza-ing with me from now on.


-As a city full of diversity and quirks, you tend to have a few odd moments here and there in the city of tuk-tuks and smog. However, the odd moment that Gug, Siri, Caro, and I experienced the other week at Pantip Plaza gains automatic admission into my personal top ten list of all-time odd BKK moments. Here's what happened: In a fervent quest for Mel Gibson's The Passion of the Christ, the girls and I ended up at Pantip Plaza to see if we could procure some good *cough* pirated DVDs. Seeing as how it was Pantip Plaza, of course we were able to find "The Passion". What we didn't expect to procure, however, were obscenely RUDE stares and greasy smiles from all the guys who sold DVDs there. Since none of us look like your regular, average Thai girl, they all approached us with odd combinations of "ni hao", "konichiwa", and "annyong!", evidently mistaking us for Taiwanese, Japanese, and Korean tourists. Gug and I lost Siri and Caro in the crowd at one point, and so they went back to Siri's place and waited for us in the lobby. Meanwhile, Gug and I managed to find a really good deal for "The Passion" at this one store on the second floor. After much bargaining on our part, we were finally able to lower the price from 200 Baht to 150. One of the guys offered to give it to us for free in exchange for our phone numbers. Um, yeah right, I don't think so! They kept giving us these super sleazy stares, and Gug and I quickly grew increasingly uncomfortable after a short while. We decided to go to another store, but guess what? The guy followed us to the new store and kept urging us to give him our numbers. He said that his boss really wanted it and pointed to some slick-haired guy hidden away behind an opened newspaper. Gug and I unconvincingly but politely told him that we didn't have phones. Since life has a funny way of playing tricks on you, my phone decided to ring at that precise moment (thanks to Jip). Ha. Ha. No phone indeed. Anyways, to make a long story short, we finally managed to get "The Passion", and in the end the guy lowered the price of the DVD to 100 Baht even though we didn't bargain that far. In addition to that, we found out later that he had stealthily slipped us his phone number (like we're really going to call a sleazoid like him), which we subsequently lost after that. Heh, whoops.


-Terrorists really suck. Especially the ones who have been wreaking havoc and bombing the bejeezus out of southern Thailand lately.


-My favorite Sanrio frog, Caroppi, has an infamous Korean fetish that has finally rubbed off onto me. She recommended this great Korean film called "The Classic", and upon watching that, I was them compelled to watch "My Sassy Girl" and a couple other Korean films. Damn you Caro! Because of you, I've also been listening to a lot of Se7en and BoA lately, too. Between this and my tendencies to fall secretly in love with Thai and Taiwanese boy bands like D2B and F4, I guess I might as well accept the full-fledged FOB in me.


- And finally, after dozens and dozens of pages of applications and essays, not to mention the many anxiety-ridden days spent stressing over admissions interviews and how to temporarily disguise the scatterbrained retard that I am, it looks like I might be continuing med school in the UK come this January. Hello, did you hear me? I said THE UK. This is the land of Jude Law, Orlando Bloom, Ewan McGregor, and David Beckham we're talking about here. Oh my, be still my beating heart.


(I think I'm having heart palpitations.)




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