Current Mood:  MELLOW

Finally found out why there were so many mosquitoes around for the Saturday smorgasbord:

SIBLING SCRIMMAGE #1,946,367

Me (to Jason as he watches Tomb Raider in my room): Do you know where the hell all these mosquitoes came from?
Jason (his eyes fixed on Angelina Jolie): Ummm…
Me (scratching furiously at my leg): It’s like they’re all congregating for a big buffet and I’m the main course.
Jason (obviously very annoyed with me for trying to draw his attention away from Angelina as she struts around in very short shorts): Yeah, well…
Me (grumbling as I swat at a lone mosquito): This fella won’t stop buzzing around my ear.
Jason (finally able to pry his eyes away from the screen now that the camera has swiveled away from A.J): What? Yeah, um, well I was out on your balcony this morning while you were away and forgot to close the door, soo…
Me: #%$&! (and some not so nice words in Thai)
Jason: Yeah, geez, sorry.
Me: Wait a minute, hold it.
Jason (suddenly very still): What, what, what is it?
Me: There’s a big one by your ear!
(Much swiping, hitting and thumping ensues followed by a WHACK)
Jason (clutching the side of his head): OW! &!@%*#^! You hit me!
Me:  Oops, sorry… I guess we’re even now?

There really was a mosquito by his ear - really!  And the whack on the side of the head really was an accident... sorry, Jason.  I guess there's still some consolation in knowing that we were finally able to successfully nail the ear-loving mosquito.
Oh, and Happy Birthday, Su!  I betcha you're out ฉลองing แบบหนึ่งต่อหนึ่งกับพี่แม๊คใช่ใหมล่ะ?

I finally got some calamine lotion and the new Jay Chou CD.  It’s awesome, by the way (the CD, not the calamine lotion - that's just one big, pink slippery mess).  So now I have the lyrics... great, now, if only I could read them...

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